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Adaptation of Zane’s Erotic Best-Seller Arrives on DVD

 

Addicted

DVD Review by Kam Williams

Adaptation of Zane’s Erotic Best-Seller Arrives on DVD

 

I’m not sure whether in these more enlightened, politically correct times I’m still allowed to call a movie a “chick flick.” But that describes how I felt after watching Addicted, since I assume that testosterone heavily influenced my displeasure with it. Therefore, fellow males might want to take anything positive I have to say here with a ton of salt.

119478_galAt the point of departure, we’re introduced to Zoe Reynard (Sharon Leal). The attractive wife/mother/career woman has a thriving business and a sprawling house in the suburbs where she lives with a couple of cute kids and a doting husband (Boris Kodjoe) who just adores her. Jason showers her with affection and little reminders of his devotion like “I love you more than life itself,” and “Our love is forever.”

Trouble is he can’t satisfy her sexually, despite being a handsome hunk and giving it his best efforts between the sheets. Consequently, after they’ve made love, she remains so aroused that she slips out of bed to finish herself off with a huge dildo.

But she’s somehow still horny the next morning and, despite making mild protestations (“This isn’t right!”), easily succumbs to the seductive charms (“I just love the way your lips move.”) of Quentin (William Levy), an ardent Latin lover with an unintelligible accent that just screams “Subtitle this!” Meanwhile, the indiscriminate adulterer also indulges her illicit urges with a buff biker named Corey (Tyson Beckford).

All of the above unfolds flashback-style as recounted by the regretful protagonist in therapy sessions with Dr. Marcella Spencer (Tasha Smith). Unfortunately, the ineffective shrink comes off as more of a voyeur than a psychologist, given her vapid, incongruous responses (“We need to talk about your childhood,” and “We need to talk about your past.”) to Zoe’s couch confessions.

Long ago, I learned Newton’s law that bodies at rest stay at rest, and bodies in motion stay in motion. But what about a body hit by a speeding car at about 70 mph? You’ll have to see the movie to get that laughable lesson in cartoon physics.

Far be it from me to totally trash a seemingly-silly soap opera males (0 stars) might find laughable to the same extent it moves females (4 stars) to tears. Go figure! Consequently, with the wisdom of a modern day Solomon, permit me to play it safe by splitting the difference, (hence the 2 stars).

 

Good (2 stars)

Rated R for nudity, profanity, graphic sexuality and brief drug use

Running time: 106 minutes

Distributor: Lionsgate Home Entertainment

DVD Extras: Deleted scenes; Getting Intimate with Zane; and Filming Addicted with the Hottest Men on the Planet.

 

 

To order a copy of Addicted on DVD, visit:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00OJMC8TQ/ref%3dnosim/thslfofire-20

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